Wednesday, November 28

Comic relief, or Colic relief, depending on who's typing

Last night we went to my parents' house for dinner, and rather than simply showing up and being grateful, I had to check ahead on the menu, so I texted my mom:

Me: What's for dinner?
Mom: A ferocious soup
Me: Ferocious?
Mom: I decided to send the text as it purebred out the first time
Me: Purebred?
Mom: Like that one too cuz I'm sick and tired of it picking the weekend word
Me: This is going to really hamper our communication
Mom: Your skate I know youll figure it out. It's actually much fatter this way
Me: I'll bet it is
Mom: It sell be fun. I think I'll start doing that with mr typing as werk
Me: Good idea. You'll get a lot more done.
Mom: Exactly. See I knife you'd get it

I thought I'd go a bit devil-may-care with my autocorrect today, and when the lady my grandparents hired to clean for us as a gift left today after scheduling our first service for next week, I texted my Mom to brag about our impending house cleaning.

Me: I'm ferrying my horse deep cleaned on Monday!

To which she replied, in her new characteristic laissez-faire style:

Mom: Wow the horse will be loverly.


Anonymous said...

This. Is. Awesome. So much more fun than normal texting!
Carla in TN

The Pink Growl said...

Oh auto correct! Gotta love it!

The Bug said...

I don't know why, but the auto correct snafus always make me laugh until I have tears in my eyes. Except this time I'm at work so I'm just sort of silently guffawing - I probably look like I'm having a seizure. Auto correct makes my heart happy :)

Lish said...

Definitely loverly.
And now. For my dinner plans tonight?
A ferocious soup.

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