Sunday, November 6

You know the old adage, "Loneliness is next to drunkenness"

Apparently I'm not coping as well as I think I am in the eyes of everyone else, because after a recent Facebook/Twitter update, my mom asked me if I'd been drinking. Granted I sent out a request for someone with a steady hand to draw a fake tattoo on my butt at 10:30 on a Friday night, but in my mind it made perfect sense.

See for yourself:


Could it be any clearer?

9 comments:

Kate @ Daffodils said...

That is a fantastic rendering of your thought process. And I think Noah would appreciate the tat :)

Jennie said...

How 'bout "Love U" on one and "Noah" on the other? Is there a place that will print customizable ones? Or there HAS to be some printer paper at the craft store by NOW that will do that.

Erin said...

Kate—I know, right?

Jennie—I actually found tattoo paper you can use with your own inkjet printer.

magnoliathoughts.com said...

the internet + parents = danger! danger! my parents overanalyze everything i say on facebook. it's kinda humorous, when it's not draining and ridiculous.

Jennie said...

Now that I know there is tattoo paper, I'm fixin' to make myself a whole big thing. My mom is coming to visit - how do we think she'll react?!? Should I make the honey one that says "Marry Me Jennie" for him to put across his back? The possibilities are ENDLESS.

Carolyn said...

I've got to agree, I love how you showed your thought process :)

Anna said...

Anything people post on Facebook after 10pm on a Friday night should not be taken seriously.

Erin said...

magnolia—my mom thinks she ought to understand every facebook update anyone on her friends list posts, and is confused when she doesn't.

jennie—um, facial tattoo? amiright?

Carolyn—Thank you. In many ways, this was a PSA regarding the dangers of Pinterest.

Anna—Noah used to have a t-shirt that said "Gentlemen don't motor about after midnight" with a vintage car on it and I think there's something to be learned there. "Gentlemen don't post on facebook after 10 p.m." or something.

Karynn said...

Love the diagram! Our lives were much simpler before our mothers started following us on social media.

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