Unfortunately, this guy is the one we're dealing with most of the time:
Vacation Ethan. What can I say about Vacation Ethan? First off, he's something of a prima donna. He treats me, seeking adorable family photo ops, like a paparazzo.
This is him telling me off for following him around trying to take his picture:
This is him posing for a pre-pool-visit portrait:
This is him enjoying a kid's dream come to life, meeting a Disney character:
And finally, here he is enjoying a fine dinner out:
Yes, I realize that I wrote "tabecloth" instead of "tablecloth." But I don't have time to go fix it, because His Royal Highness is demanding use of the computer to watch Dora.