Tuesday, November 17

Turning and turning in the widening gyre ... Surely some revelation is at hand

Dad, via text: It's beginning.

Me: Uh..what is?

Dad: What do you think?

Me: Um...an offer on the house? Or the second coming of Christ?

Dad: The latter. Duh.

Me: You mean the former? The latter one was Jesus.

Dad: Jesus is here and he's asking for you.

Me: Tell him I don't get off work until 5 today.

Dad: He said ok but he is really p*ssed that he has to hang around.

Me: So really, is there an offer on the house?

Mom, via text message: Do not put the conversation on the clog because it is blasphemous.

Me: Ok

7 comments:

The Bug said...

I see you take direction well. Heh.

Natalie said...

Funny. Stating to NOT post something on the blog just leaves it open for sharing, don't you think?!

Dori said...

Sounds like your dad and my dad would et along just fine!

And fine "Clog" you have here!

May @ Anne and May said...

Well, she did say on the clog. You haven't done anything wrong!

Also, I want your parents to adopt me. I'm 31, especially tidy, and somewhat cuddly.

PS: THANKS FOR READING CONSIDER LILY. YOU ARE AWESOME.

Single Parent Dad said...

So JC has put an offer in on your folks', must be a nice place.

Sal said...

You REBEL.

The Naked Redhead said...

If your site crashes, it's Jesus, getting revenge.

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