Saturday, September 12

Priorities

Me: You know, I think next time I'm pregnant, if I'm really sick like I was with Ethan, I'll look into anti-nausea medication.
Noah: Yeah, as long as there are no negative side effects...
Me: True.
Noah: ...like your boobs shrinking.

8 comments:

Dan said...

No getting pregnant before next summer damnit!

I'll refrain from commenting on boobs in case I incriminate myself.

Erin said...

Dan—Relax yourself. Our family planning hinges on Hadrian's Walk. That is not even a joke.

Kimber said...

lol. My boobs got saggier.
But Big Daddy once tried to make me feel better. He boldly told me he "kinda likes saggy boobs, like an old ladies. They're hot."

We were in the checkout line at Fred Meyers surrounded by people.

Fantastic.

copswife said...

I love any post with boobs in it. That's just awesome.

Single Parent Dad said...

I can see Noah's point, but what point are you trying to make?

mappchik said...

Boobs and unfiltered thoughts which spout from men's mouths in the same post? Awesome.

Kimber - Loud burst of laughter meant I had to read post and comment to the DH, right as daughter walked up behind me. Fortunately, hearing the word "boobs" caused so much giggling it's unlikely she picked up rest of comment, so maybe she won't repeat it next time we're in the checkout line.

May Vanderbilt said...

I just spit beer all over the couch. You are hilarious.

Kimberly Stuart said...

I do want to warn you to monitor the number of children you birth. In my experience, the third child caused my breasts to actually point out the middle of my back.

Noah is right to worry.

kim

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