First, I was going to write about how annoying it is that Julius Peppers is getting paid millions to basically sit on his thumb for a team he doesn't even want to play on. Then I was going to write about how I, however briefly, hoped the dentist might accidentally chip one of my teeth or sneeze on my face or something in order to procure free whitening.
But then I recorded this little gem and immediately knew I had to post it. (About halfway through, he says a whole bunch of his words.)
I can't believe this is my baby.
P.S. When he saw me uploading this, Ethan came and sat on my lap and insisted we watch it five times in a row. He even did the sign for "more" after it ended.