Things I love about Craigslist, in points

• Unabashed phonetic spellings. "Chester Drawers" is a personal favorite. And don't even ask people to spell "papasan chair."
• Never!!! In one place!!!!!!!! Will you see!!!!!!!!!! So!!! Many!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! AND VIRTUAL YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMBINED!!!!!!
  
• The many shades of meaning implied by the adjectives "nice," "beautiful" and "comfortable." Also, "antique."
  
• Helpful advice given by sellers trying to convince you that, for instance, this kitchen cart could be used as a craft center, for added counter space, for toiletries—the sky is the limit. Heck, it could even be used as a portable home organization center that you could attach to your angle and drag around the house so it's always within reach. And for the bargain price of $30—and they'll assure you that they're taking a major loss by selling it so cheap—you could own this multipurpose kitchen cart that will truly change your life.
  
• DID I MENTION THE EXCLAMATION POINTS???!!!! ALSO the *******ASTERISKS******** and ++++++++ plus!!!!! SIGNS!!!+++++++
• Inspiring perseverance. As a regular on our local Craigslist furniture listings, I am amazed at the person who keeps re-posting a "Captain's Chair" (which is really a flimsy white wooden and green canvas debacle with "I LOVE GOLF" emblazoned across it). What's more, they never come down on price, which is a firm $20. And without irony, although there's also a vintage bentwood rocker for sale for the same price.
  
• Mondo deals from people who have some really awesome furniture through inheritance or the merging of families or rental property acquisitions and just want to get rid of the stuff.
• Witnessing people's truly horrendous home decor mistakes that they're now trying to push off on someone else. Think: Geometric pastel print on black background rugs, that canary yellow leather sectional, etc.
• The frequency with which sellers try to get rid of their Walmart bookcases for a mere $5 discount on the actual cost of a new one.
• The hutzpah. The moxie. The at-ti-tude of some sellers, who present their list of demands and qualifications (such as "Don't try sendin me an email because I won't answer it") or who are irritated by basic inquiries, and so head them off at the pass ("and no i dont have pics so dont ask"). Jeez people, how dare you request a little more description of that "++++nice, beautiful, unique+++++ CAPTAIN'S CHAIR!!!!"
• Determining the approximate age or criminal status of sellers based on important written cues. Such as "this is a really cute table 4 a girlz room haha but I'm moving so I don't have room 4 it anymore lol :)" I once inquired about a Wii that was for sale at a suspiciously low price, asking if it was still available. The seller responded with an exuberant "Hellz yea!"

Can I get a shout out from any other Craigslist junkies?