Remember in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the grandmother offers Rusty a quarter to rub her bunyuns?

Nanny: Erin, will you cut my toenails?
Me: Um, no.
Nanny: Yer mammy sez I need ta have a sheropidist cut them for me.
Me: Sheropidist?
Nanny: Aye, like, you know.
Me: You mean, podiatrist?
Nanny: Well, whatever.

And we hadn't even been in Chicago for an hour yet.