Hello, my dear feed subscribers. This is a confession: I goofed. When fiddling with Google Documents, I accidentally published the text of my essay to Fierce Beagle, which I deleted from the blog. But of course, deleting it from my Atom feed is technologically beyond my pea-sized Interwebz intellect.
Read it if you dare (it's LOOOOOOONG), but please disregard if you can.