Friday, March 13

Parenting brings a whole new list of topics to argue about to the table

Erin: (comprehension dawning) Wait, do you mean to tell me that you just bought two gallons of TWO PERCENT MILK?
Noah: (knows he's in trouble) Yes.
Erin: (with emphasis) He's only supposed to drink WHOLE milk!
Noah: (incredulous) Says who?
Erin: (with righteous indignation) Oh, I don't know. EVERY MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL WHO'S EVER DEALT WITH A CHILD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
Noah: (holding up hand) Let's not talk about this anymore.
Erin: (huffy) Fine. But you're going to have to go out and buy two gallons of whole milk tomorrow.
Noah: (without irony) I hope you have an appetite for dairy this week.

4 comments:

Noah said...

2% milk is only 37% less fat than whole milk.

G+D said...

:giggle You guys are too funny!

Debb said...

Hello,
I happened across your site via a friend, what a wonderful blog! May I stick around?

Cheers, Deb

Melanie L said...

This is SOOOOOO going to be me and Matt.

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