Wednesday, November 5

Pastimes

Conversation
Noah
: I have a bawdy sense of humor, like James Madison.
Erin: Who's James Madison?
Noah: The fourth president of the United States.

Translation
Noah lazed on the couch watching the History Channel today.

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Conversation
Erin: I like to snag things that are works in progress. Case in point [sidelong glance at Noah].
Noah: What does that mean?
Erin: Looks pretty good, but needs some work.

Translation
Erin's been on craigslist again.

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