One of these things is not like the other one; one of these things just doesn't belong...

Found in the trunk of a car reported stolen:

video game console with attached cords
video game console controllers
one copy of Madden '09
empty magazine for AK-47 assault rifle

Back when I was young, when we got into arguments while playing Super Mario Brothers 3, we'd just yell at each other and stomp out.

Kids these days.