1) Giving a baby a teaspoon of bubble-gum-flavored, bright pink liquid antibiotics. This is just as easy as, say, training a newborn to wipe his own butt. Or...
2) Training a petulant dog to resist the urge to obtain contraband from the garbage can and shred beef jerky bags into 3.2 million tiny bits on top of a shaggy rug. Or...
3) In order to administer a de-worming agent, precisely wrap a frantic cat inside a large towel, creating what the vet may casually refer to as "a kitty burrito." Though it sounds deceptively similar to a popular Mexican dish, strangely, it will be less enjoyable than wrapping ground beef into "an actual burrito."
Ooooh! But making 'kitty burritos' is my favorite way to spend a Monday evening! It's nearly as fun as trying to glue 'Soft Paws' on!
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